Seriously, I am.
I’m in no position to write anything original today so I think I’m going to compile some funny things I’ve seen/read on the internet. I would highly recommend #6 and #8.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
- She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when”.
- Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly.
- “Chillax” will never sound cool
- Telling an angry woman to calm down works as well as baptizing a cat.
- I got a black belt in bitches. (Texts from Bennett)
- Do Russian’s have “In capitalist America jokes?”. In Capitalist America, banks rob you!
- Any advice? Drink. (Texts from Hillary)
- Walked across the street today. Danger is my middle name (@The_HelenKeller)
FYI, this was not a cop out. It took me a while to find some of these things again.