Seriously… I love this guy. He’s out of his mind. (Actually, with some of the guys I’ve recently gone out with, he fits right in. He’s (no joke) my type — but my disturbing fantasies are for another time).
Fair and Balanced, Fox News is reporting that Kim Jong-un has fed his uncle to starving dogs. I always knew this guy was a dog lover, but I’m thinking that this might be a little too much. Instead of executing the guy North Korea’s normal way (firing squad – refer to Alias Season 3 Episode 12 “Crossings” for more details), the Supreme Leader had his uncle and 5 of his friends fed to 120 dogs that hadn’t eaten for 3 days. Many of you may have not even bothered to question why Kim’s uncle was fed to the dogs but for those of you with inquisitive minds, never fear — I have the answer. Kim’s uncle was accused of selling cheap coal and metal to China. The uncle was somewhat of a communicator between Beijing and Pyongyang who evidently got greedy and wanted to make a little extra Yuan (which at 12 Chinese Yuan to 1 USD, I hope he was making millions).
Ouch guys, ouch.
I think the only positive thing I can say about this guy is that he’s married. Someone actually married this nut job, which means… there’s hope for me. I don’t feed my uncles to dogs, after all.