I was watching John Stewart a few days ago and he commented on how people are just beginning to realize that Putin is out of his mind. How did it take anyone this long to realize that? Seriously. The guy wrestles bears for publicity…. how is it NOT obvious that he’s out of his mind?
While the rest of the world catches up to that small fact, let’s move on to something else.
Yesterday in the town of Amherst, Massachusetts 73 individuals were arrested at a Blarney Blowout party. This is an unofficial party (I thought it only happened at McMurphy’s — my bad) that seems to happen at Puffton and Brandywine (two apartment complexes less than a mile away from UMass). In any event, I am proud to say that I am an alumna of this fine institution that is known more for it’s riots and parties than it’s academics and research. I can tell you all that I did not experience what their undergrads experienced. I went school, studied, and didn’t get arrested for rioting when the Bruins lost the Stanley cup or when the Red Sox didn’t make it to the World Series. My father must be so proud.
Oh! Most importantly, Kesha was released from rehab yesterday and has made some changes to her life. She has officially dropped the “$” from her name and will no longer be referred to as Ke$ha. She is going back to her birth name of Kesha. WHAT PARENT NAMES THEIR CHILD KESHA?! For those of you who don’t know, the name “Kesha” is of African origin and it means “favorite”. The name peaked in the 1970s where 79 million babies donned the name, Kesha. Lovely.